Are you ready to meet the worst parents ever? Sure, some parents are embarrassing - but they?re NOTHING on this lot. These ten tales of the world?s most spectacularly silly mums and deliriously daft dads will leave you rocking with laughter. Pinch your nose for Peter Pong, the man with the stinkiest feet in the world? jump out of the way of Harriet Hurry, the fastest mum on two wheels? watch out for Monty Monopolize, the dad who takes all his kids?...

This work takes the form of Tom's battered homework diary - crammed with his doodles and stories. Exciting news! Mr Fullerman announces that class 5F are going on an activity break which should be fun! As long as I don't ge stuck in a group with anyone who snores or worse still with Marcus Meldrew. Delia is already threatening to paint my room funny colours while I'm away. Which is annoying. I just hope the only surprise I have when I get home is...

An unlikely friendship. A dangerous voyage. A story about what it means to be human. Humans went extinct thirty years ago. Now the world is ruled by machines. And twelve-year-old robot XR_935 is just fine with that. Without humans around, there is no war, no pollution, no crime. Every member of society has a purpose. Everything runs smoothly and efficiently. Until the day XR discovers something impossible. Until the day XR discovers a twelve-year-old...

Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These ten tales of the world?s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches science and is half man, half monster? Watch out for the ghastly Miss Seethe. She is ALWAYS furious - and she?s on a detention rampage. And as for Pent, he?s a teacher with a real difference. He is bone-shakingly terrified of? children!.

Rafe Khatchadorian, Max Einstein, Jamie Grimm, Jacky Ha-Ha, Pottymouth and Stoopid and The Kidds ? Our favourite characters come together to save the day! My buddy Jimmy and I are finally up to something good - throwing a huge festival dedicated to books! But when one tiiiiiny problem snowballs into a big one and threatens to derail the whole celebration, everyone?s gotta work together to keep things moving before the party gets shut down - permanently!....

Partly autobiographical, this is first of the internationally acclaimed trilogy by Judith Kerr telling the unforgettable story of a Jewish family fleeing from Germany at the start of the Second World War.

Nicola Morgan's accessible and humourous examination of the ups and downs of the teenage brain deals with powerful emotions, the need for more sleep, the urge to take risks, the difference between genders, the reasons behind addiction and depression, and what lies ahead.

Jacqueline Wilson's bestselling, ultra famous and TOTALLY BRILLIANT Tracy Beaker is BACK!! Tracy has returned, hand in hand with her daughter Jess, she?s ready to make her childhood dreams come true. Jess and Tracy Beaker are the perfect team. They do everything together. Jess thinks Tracy is the best mum ever, even when she shouts at her teachers! Tracy has made the perfect home for Jess, leaving The Dumping Ground far behind her. Yes, their flat?s...

It's the car boot sale and Mum's all excited. Will I be able to find a scooter (YES!), get grumpy Delia out of her room (No) and save my comic book collection (Maybe).

Danny thinks the world of his father, but imagine his surprise when he finds out he's been breaking the law! Even grown-ups bend the rules sometimes, but Danny knows his father is still good, kind and clever and full of exciting ideas.